Hi, 1000 Times

Both counts live here

The block above is a thousand copies by default, and the switch next to it drops the count to 100 without reloading the page. There is no separate page for the smaller number, because it is the same joke at a different volume. The word is two characters; with a line break that is three, so a thousand copies is about 3,000 characters and a hundred is 300. Both send without complaint on any app.

The variants, and why they read differently

• hi hi hi — space-separated. Wraps into a chat bubble, so it looks like a paragraph rather than a list. The friendliest of the four.
• One per line — a thousand rows. This is the one that produces the endless scroll, and the one people actually come here for.
• hi HI hi HI — alternating case. Reads as shouting on and off, which is funnier than either case alone.
• hi with a wave — the phrase followed by Waving Hand Sign, official Unicode name Waving Hand Sign, codepoint U+1F44B. Every vendor draws it at a different tilt, and Apple, Google and Samsung all animate it differently in their own apps, so the same block does not look the same on the other person’s phone.

Swap the word for “hello” in the repeater above if you want the longer greeting; the phrase field takes anything.

The annoy-a-friend set

This page is one of three that do the same thing with a different word. They exist separately because the word is what people search for, not the mechanism:

• Please, 100 times — for wearing someone down.
• No, 1000 times — for refusing at length.
• Yes, 1000 times — the same, agreeing.

Any other word goes through the main repeater, which takes a free count and the same separator options as this page.

What happens when you send it

• Rate limits. Sending the block repeatedly, or splitting it across many messages, will get you rate-limited on most platforms and muted on the rest. One paste is a joke; five is flooding.
• Notifications. The recipient’s lock screen shows the first line only, so the effect only lands once they open the chat. Sending it at 3am is still just noise.
• Screen readers. A thousand copies is read aloud a thousand times with no skip. Do not send this to someone who uses one.
• Group chats. Everyone in the group gets it, and moderators treat a wall of repeated text as spam regardless of what the word is.